January 2012
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December 2011
“Whatever you do in life will be insignificant, but it is very important that you...”
– Remember Me (via alexismarie)
Dec 31st
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cashier: and what's your e-mail address?
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me: yummigurl69@hotmail.com
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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in honor of 2011 i have wasted the final day of 2011 just like how i wasted every other day in 2011
Dec 31st
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me: wow this blog is perfect
me: this blog is so funny omg
me: i just love this blog
me: *is actually on my own blog*
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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leafuckingsarfati: so i was driving home and i tried to call my mom on speakerphone but she wasnt answering so it went to voicemail and in the middle of all this some dumb bitch cut me off and nearly ran me off the road and i forgot my moms voicemail was on so now she has a voicemail of me screaming “YOU FUCKING FAT UGLY PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT!!!!” and blaring my horn oops
Dec 31st
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I have the sex appeal of a decomposing goat.
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ticklemejesus: according to astronomy, when you wish upon a star you’re actually a few million years late. that star is dead just like your dreams
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Interviewer: How old is Hailie right now?
Eminem: She'll be 10 on Christmas.
Interviewer: Can you believe that man?
Eminem: I don't understand what happened. She was just 4.
Interviewer: She was just a little cute girl, now she's old enough to be able to talk back to dad, isn't she?
Eminem: Yeah, she's also uh, gettin little secret admirer letters in the mail. From little boys in the neighborhood that think that she's pretty and you know, writin her and stuff like that, and I'm gonna break their necks.
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